The daftness of my life…
Posted in Random on Apr 30th, 2008
Pastor’s Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the [...]
Posted in Inspirational, dating, lory, love, poems on Apr 29th, 2008
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, virtues and vices floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do. One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together and were more bored than ever. Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: [...]
Posted in houston, houston social events on Apr 29th, 2008
Ladies, get gussied up in a wide-brimmed hat – gents, it’s seersucker and a bowtie for you – to celebrate the races this Saturday, May 3, at 2 p.m. at RedBuds’ Kentucky Derby Party at Kobain’s Bar. A $30 donation is recommended at the door for non-members, which includes savory Southern dishes, mint juleps and [...]
My friend from High School’s brother passed away on Friday. Please put him and his family in your prayers. Thanks! Esteban “Steve” Robles ESTEBAN “STEVE” ROBLES, born August 15, 1969, died Friday, April 25, 2008. Diagnosed with leukemia on April 11, 2007, Steve died due to complications after undergoing a transplant. He [...]
Posted in humor on Apr 28th, 2008
Posted in houston, houston social events on Apr 28th, 2008
Join us in helping to eliminate birth defects at the HOPE Luncheon Because of the ongoing research at Texas A&M’s Institute of Biosciences & Technology, there is HOPE Fashion show presented by Mint in Uptown Park Styling by Uptown Day Spa Thursday, May 1, 2008 11:30 AM River Oaks Country Club RSVP by | 713-677-7553 [...]
Posted in Random on Apr 28th, 2008
[11:11] lory0707: i’m goin to chicago this weekend!!! [11:11] lory0707: looks like it’s gonna be cold [11:15] andrea: how cold? [11:15] lory0707: 50′s [11:16] andrea: not too bad [11:16] lory0707: ewww [11:16] andrea: hahaha [11:17] andrea: weenie! Chicago Weather report for this weekend: Fri. 5/2 High: 66 °F Low: 49 °F Showers and t-storms possible [...]
Very eventful weekend!! Friday night went to Sherlock’s pub on W. Gray…had a really low key relaxing night. Found out that my friend from High School’s brother passed away. He had leukemia and somehow got an infection. So devastating! Saturday woke up early and got my hair done then went to my office company picnic. I kinda [...]
One week from now I’ll be in Chicago w/ Chicago!! I’m sooooo excited and so is he!! I just hope it’s not cold
