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Drank

Posted in humor on Jun 4th, 2008

This is for real!! It’s an anti-energy drink that is supposed to make you “slow your roll”. It is grape flavored and made w/ melatonin, valerian root and rose hips. It goes great w/ Vodka!! Can you imagine everyone just “chillin” after they drink this…it would probably make me pass the hell out!! Just Drank [...]

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Luv it!!

Posted in humor on Jun 4th, 2008

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Blog Hotties

Posted in Inspirational, Lola, dating, debauchery, dreams, family, friends, gossip, houston, houston social events, humor, lory, love, partying, sex, single, thirties on May 29th, 2008

Woo hoo!! I made it to Blog Hotties!! I feel pretty cool right now! Name: Lory Ortiz Age: 32 (Feb 20, 1976) Location: Houston, TX Occupation: Vacation Cruise Planner Status: Attached Blog Content Rating: 6/10 (A decent read if you happen to be part of the Houston clubbing scene) Notes of interest: Owns a female [...]

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SEX AND THE CITY premier

Posted in Inspirational, Movies, TV shows, dating, friends, houston, humor, lory, love, music, partying, players, sex, single, thirties on May 28th, 2008

Went to the premier of Sex and the City last night w/ Eddie last night, Chrissy and her cousin met us up there. In the beginning they had prize give aways and Eddie won me a satc shirt, pen, and some other paraphernalia (yes, I used spell check for that!) ….I’m even more in love [...]

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HowUglyGirlsGetToDance

Posted in Random, humor on May 20th, 2008

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How to get rid of a one night stand

Posted in Random, humor on May 20th, 2008

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Posted in humor on May 14th, 2008

Seriously it sux!!! I apologize in advance to anyone I may have yelled at, cried to, flicked off, made cry, hung up on, made fun of, and/or any other things that I have or will do that are out of character!! You’ve been warned!!

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