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Indian Yoga vs. Mexican Yoga

Posted in humor, lory on Apr 29th, 2008

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So glad this day is over!!

Posted in humor on Apr 28th, 2008

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David returns to Italy!!

Posted in humor on Apr 25th, 2008

After a short stay in America, where he attended two Seders, Michelangelo’s “David” returned to Italy…….

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A WOMAN’S PRAYER: (dream on)Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,One who’s handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.I pray he’s gainfully employed,When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.Pulls out my chair [...]

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3 Women…

Posted in humor on Apr 22nd, 2008

Women; one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men that night. All three plot to wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos, and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again….. The engaged girlfriend said: ‘The other night, when my [...]

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Mexican Words of the Day

Posted in humor on Apr 18th, 2008

Mexican Words of the Day: · “Shoulder” My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder. · “TEXAS” My ruca always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at! · “Herpes” Me and my ruca ordered pizza. I got mine [...]

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The Hawaii Chair

Posted in humor on Apr 11th, 2008

You have to check this out it is hilarious! http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/01/hawaii_chair.php

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April Fools

Posted in Movies, dating, friends, humor, lory on Apr 1st, 2008

Last night I worked out and then watched “The Kite Runner.” Phenomenal movie!! So sad. I bawled like a little baby. The day is so gloomy today. I’ve already gotten pranked really good twice today…Yes! I’m an April Fool!! I have played some good pranks too…I got Chicago good this morning!! He’s such a good [...]

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