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Thursday, December 16 · 7:00pm – 9:00pm

Location Bocados Restaurant & Bar

1312 W. Alabama
Houston, TX

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More Info Please join me in my annual Christmas Party & Charity Benefit for Casa De Esperanza. For a donation of only $45 (pre-sale) or $50 at the door per person, you will receive a great meal, appetizers, a non-alcoholic drink and 1 drink ticket to be used for a frozen margarita, domestic beer or house wine (gratuity also included). Most importantly, you’ll be assisting a great organization. Please be sure to not only RSVP but also submit payment as there are only a total of 50 seats available.
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Friday, November 26 · 6:00pm – 9:00pm

Location Fox Hollow Gastro Launge

4617 Nett
Houston, TX

Created By

More Info The Houston Social Butterfly and Fox Hollow proudly announce “Cans for the Cause”, a holiday collaboration benefitting the Houston Food Bank.
Date: Nov 26
Time: 6:00-9:00 pm
Co-Hosts:
Houston Social Butterfly, Lory Ortiz 281-301-LORY
Kacey Krystyniak
Edward Sanchez
Barstool/Spoon Magazine Houston
Fox Hollow Gastro Lounge

Details:
For every can you donate you get a ticket, we will draw for prizes
For every five cans you get a free beer
We will also be taking monetary donations, which will be used to purchase additional canned goods
The night of the 26th we will have a party with jazz band, art display, ballroom dancing demonstration from Believe Ballroom , free snacks, barstool is providing a photographer for the event, drink specials, and drawings for the big prizes (must be present to win)
Golf umbrella from grey goose
Gift Certificate for dinner for two from fox hollow (approx value $50)
Geisha art by Mixael Cutaia.

www.thehoustonsocialbutterfly.com

Desiderata

– written by Max Ehrmann in the 1920s –

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Hudson Lounge
2506 Robinhood St
Houston, TX 77005

(713) 523-0020

The gals and I made a cameo at Hudson Lounge Saturday night…Absolutely Loved it! It has what Houston has been missing for a while…It’s an upscale lounge with good music, good vibes, and good food as wall. Most of Houston’s who’s who’s were there to check out the new place everyone’s been talking about.  The venue offers two seperate bar areas with a spacious terrace a big screen for viewing pleasure and cute little chiminea’s for the winter time.  The bartenders were all courteous and poured quickly and the bouncers were quite delightful (I guess it helps to be a female) lol!   Beautiful lounge! Can’t wait to go again!

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Saturday at 7:30pm – Sunday at 12:30am

Location Hilton of the America’s

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More Info Citizen’s for Animal Protection | Co Chairs Julie Brown & Patty Murphy Honorees | Enid, Edward & Dodger Sanchez Invite you to attend CAP’s Celebrity PAWS Gala 7:30pm Black Tie Contact for Tabes and Tickets Kappy Munzer-713-781-6554 Ellie Fansico – 713-850-2116 TELL THEM ENID, EDWARD & DODGER SANCHEZ SENT YOU!!!

Thanks to www.cracked.com for sharing!

26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn’t Exist

By John Cheese Oct 24, 2010 880,127 views
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Halloween and geek conventions have one awesome thing in common: They give women an excuse to wear outfits that their own sense of modesty and dignity would otherwise never allow them to leave the house in.

Therefore, the costume industry struggles mightily to come up with a “sexy” version of every single costume ever made. The results cover the spectrum from laughable to terrifying.

#26.
Sexy Guitar

Wait, is she supposed to be a guitar? Or just a fan of guitars? A guitar advocate? In any case, the neck of the instrument is jammed through her skull, and it’s going to take forever to get that thing back in tune.

#25.
Sexy Marionette

We know for a damn well fact that there is at least one porno out there with this theme. We also know for a fact that not a single non-serial killer has masturbated to it.

This can also be said about …

#24.
Sexy Female Michael Jackson

Really stop and think about the target audience for this costume: heterosexual males who have sex fantasies about Michael Jackson.

We’re not saying those guys don’t exist; we’re saying that if you’re a sexy young lady who goes home with one of them, next year he’s going to be wearing your face as a mask for Halloween.

#23.
Sexy Nemo

We hope we’re not out of line when we say that imagining yourself boning a fish — or any character from a Disney/Pixar film, really — means you’re probably due for some counseling.

Then again, this costume is less “Nemo” and more “Prostitute who murdered Nemo and is wearing his skin to entice johns.”

#22.
Sexy Chinese Takeout

Yes, that is a fortune cookie on her head. And, no, we don’t know if she’s supposed to be the actual Chinese takeout or if she’s supposed to be delivering it. What we do know is that while it’s not impossible, it’s incredibly difficult to get a boner from racism.

#21.
Sexy Big Bird

Nothing says sexy like Big Bird’s shrunken, disembodied head casually eating the skull of a delusional 80s pop star who’s checking her shoe for dog turds. Honestly, how far down the list of common sex fantasies do you have to go before you find goddamned Big Bird –

– Wait, what the fuck? There’s more than one of these costumes out there? And both of them make it look like Big Bird is eating the woman’s cranium? And they both use the same freaking pink platform shoes? This demands further investigation.

Oh, wait. No. It doesn’t.

#20.
Sexy Darth Vader

Our first thought upon seeing this was, “ASS!” But our second thought was that behind that mask is either a decaying Sith lord on life support or Hayden Christensen.

Though we admit that the Star Wars prequels would be considered the best films of all time if the third ended with Palpatine saying, “Rise, Lord Vader,” and out stepped that.

#19.
Sexy Sentient House

That is a cat behind that crotch-level door. There has to be a pun there somewhere, but for the life of us, we can’t figure out what it might be.

#18.
Sexy Barbie Knockoff

We love how they had to stick the box on there so you’d know it’s a Barbie (sorry, “Pretty Polly”) costume. Otherwise it’s just a lady in a one-piece and a bad wig. We hope you weren’t planning on eating or drinking anything at your costume party, honey. Or moving your arms. Or breathing too much.

Though if she gets drunk and vomits inside there, you’ll wind up with probably the best Halloween party photo of your life.

#17.
Sexy Naked Woman

If you’re going to have a body suit to make you look naked, you should probably get one that A) has some genitals and B) doesn’t have huge wrinkles. Unless you’re going as a genital-free humanoid, four months after gastric bypass surgery.

#16.
Sexy Pimp

Well, hell, you put that outfit on a woman and it just looks stupid.

#15.
Sexy Female Elvis

We even tried to force this one to be sexy by imagining her having sex with Priscilla. Seriously, don’t do that.

#14.
Sexy Ninja Turtle

This is the laziest costume we’ve ever seen. Do you see the sad, tiny little turtle shell strapped to her back? The one that in no way corresponds to the shell pattern on her torso? And think about this: The Ninja Turtles didn’t wear clothes. Look it up. Which means that her skirt is actually a part of her presumably grotesquely deformed turtle body.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist_p1.html#ixzz13Ovvzw1i

Some of the best advice ever!!

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you’re 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

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